girlpanties:

thelonelywaffle115:
girlpanties:
every woman has the earth inside her
There are men out there who will carry that world for you.
mmm… no thanks….

(via tacobell-official)

Dec. 30 2016

Via girlpanties

sonypraystation:

railroadsoftware:
did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

(via tacobell-official)

Dec. 30 2016

tami-taylors-hair:

“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection.

(via tacobell-official)

Dec. 30 2016

crop circles

everybody: aliens
nobody: corn is sentient

Dec. 30 2016

(via joshpeck)

Nov. 20 2016

beekeeper: *keeps bees*
bees: *is keep*

Nov. 20 2016

squidyword:

jamestheasian:
aquamarinespinnerlover:
It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.
That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.